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Do you know everything??

Post by Outspoken on Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:59 pm





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The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for...



Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half...



more than seven (7) times.

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Donkeys kill more people annually...



than plane crashes.

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You burn more calories sleeping...



than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns...



until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code...



was Wrigley's gum.

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The 'King of Hearts' is the only king...



WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive



from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.



(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you! Suspect )

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Apples, not caffeine,...



are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from...



DEAD SKIN!

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.



So did the first " Marlboro Man. "

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Walt Disney was afraid...



OF MICE!

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PEARLS MELT...



IN VINEGAR!

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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...



but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,...



and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.



(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

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Richard Millhouse Nixon...



was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal."

The second??
William Jefferson Clinton...



(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!? Shocked )

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And the best for last...



Turtles can breathe through their butts.



(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
"Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything."

Plato (427-347 BC)

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