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Famous Women Quotes
by Minx on Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:05 pm
Famous Women Quotes
"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. "[Erica Jong]
"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." [Wendy Liebman]
"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth." [Erma Bombeck]
"I'm not going to vacuum 'till Sears makes one you can ride on." [Roseanne Barr]
"I think - therefore I'm single." [Lizz Winstead]
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." [Elayne Boosler]
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." [Maryon Pearson]
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." [Margaret Thatcher]
] "I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." [Marie Corelli]
"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." [Baroness Edith Summerskill]
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" [Linda Ellerbee]
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." [Zsa Zsa Gabor]
"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. "[Erica Jong]
"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." [Wendy Liebman]
"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth." [Erma Bombeck]
"I'm not going to vacuum 'till Sears makes one you can ride on." [Roseanne Barr]
"I think - therefore I'm single." [Lizz Winstead]
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." [Elayne Boosler]
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." [Maryon Pearson]
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." [Margaret Thatcher]
] "I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." [Marie Corelli]
"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." [Baroness Edith Summerskill]
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" [Linda Ellerbee]
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." [Zsa Zsa Gabor]
It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.
Epictetus
Epictetus
